Today my mom told me I should get at Zooey Deschanel

I was watching New Girl with her tonight and then we got into a conversation on how good looking she is. My mom essentially told me to get at her and I said well she is recently divorced. My mom went onto say well maybe she’s a cougar even though she’s not that old. I told my mom to send me to California so I can find her, she just laughed and said ok.

Fucking love my mom

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